Nate Neptune
Nate Neptune writes laugh-out-loud YA science-fiction adventures featuring unlikely heroes, chaotic friendships, bizarre aliens, and spectacular intergalactic disasters.
A firm believer that the universe is far too ridiculous to take seriously, Nate enjoys creating stories where ordinary teenagers face extraordinary problems—usually involving questionable decisions, malfunctioning technology, and paperwork nobody bothered to read.
His philosophy? The universe is enormous, the possibilities are endless, and somebody has definitely misplaced the paperwork. 🚀
Earth Was Not Consulted Series
Apparently, Earth Is for Sale follows six ordinary teenagers who must navigate alien bureaucracy, intergalactic chaos, and one spectacular cosmic misunderstanding to save a planet nobody bothered to ask about selling.
Nobody Told Me the Aliens Were Coming follows six teenage friends whose attempt to welcome sixteen extraterrestrial tourists turns into another hilarious fight to save Earth from intergalactic bureaucracy.
This Is Not How First Contact Works… follows six Minnesota teenagers to an intergalactic hearing where they must navigate alien bureaucracy, disastrous translations, and diplomatic chaos to prove that Earth isn’t anyone’s property to sell.
Please Stop Abducting My Friends… follows six Minnesota teens whose fight to save Earth takes a wildly personal turn when intergalactic bureaucracy decides kidnapping their friends is simply standard procedure.
We Would Like Our Planet Back… follows six Minnesota teenagers as they take on the galaxy’s most powerful bureaucrats in one final, hilariously high-stakes battle to stop Earth from being sold and prove that an entire planet isn’t anyone’s property.